I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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