it wasn't lemon gatorade
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
