We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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