Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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