Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
