honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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