Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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