do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Randomize
