No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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