My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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