1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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