ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
