I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize