I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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