What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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