what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
