I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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