you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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