D3 body, D1 cock
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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