I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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