so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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