If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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