At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
it was like eating out sand paper
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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