Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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