i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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