ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Randomize
