brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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