Already got asked if we're dating
Duck Duck Cougar?
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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