I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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