We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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