Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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