i don't plan on having that self control this summer
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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