There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's rum buckets o'clock
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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