No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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