So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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