Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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