u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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