he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
