Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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