i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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