Where are you?
In a non slutty way
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Randomize
