are you still at the devil's house?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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