I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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