Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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