Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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