Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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