the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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