Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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