Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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