Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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