she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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