yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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