Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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