Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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