I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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