i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize