I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize