Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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