i don't plan on having that self control this summer
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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