oh god the rape fog is back!
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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